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Total TGSF Dollars given away:
$642,000 TGSF Dollars
<Oy>  [tests the new announcer's mic...] Ooh....beyerdynamic! Love these German mics!
[goes into control booth...] Hmm....wondering why Breslow ain't shooing me out…
[sloppy edit]
<Oy>  Wait.....I got a horn that sounds just like the "URP!" on TPIR! I shall just....
[goes to Millionaire's room, gets headphones on, reaches for plug...]
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The_Millionaire> WHAA!!! Who turned up TPIR on me?
[sloppy edit]
<Oy>  How did we get PYL's set?!
<The_Millionaire>  It's a modified version of the old PYL set.
<The_Millionaire>  Dismantle…er, Fremantle sold us part of the old set.
<Oy> That looks too real
Did you know Ed Flesh still has the PYL set's blueprints?
<The_Millionaire>  yeah
<Oy>  Helps when you know Randy West, and he knows Ed
Speaking of Randy, I wonder if he's doing "Whammy!" at all
[sloppy edit]
<The_Millionaire>  There's 2 good things and 1 bad thing about April 15.
<The_Millionaire>  New PYL and Marshall HS, bad thing, tax day
<Will>  New PYL?
<The_Millionaire>  Yes, they are bringing it back, but you won't be able to see it because you don't have GSN
<Will>  tape it and mail it to me lol
[sloppy edit]
<Will>  http://enterthespirit.tripod.com/voteexchange/schedule.html ---there are tons of supporters there
<Oy>  PLUG ALERT! PLUG ALERT! WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOOOOP!!!!
<Will>  What?
<Will>  I can't plug?
<The_Millionaire>  Yes, you can plug.
[sloppy edit]
<Oy>  Gene? Gene???!!!
<Oy>  WHERE IS HE?!
<The_Millionaire>  If Gene isn't here, get John.
<Oy>  John's not here....better not be an AFTRA strike
<The_Millionaire>  Get Randy West for crying out loud!!
<Oy>  Wait...can't be----Millionaire's AFTRA, last time I checked
<Will>  You shure [sic] he isn't asleep somewhere?
<Oy>  I'm Shure? No, I'm more Sennheiser
[audience boos]
<Oy>  Wait....We got M.G. Kelly!
[cut to Oy and Will at PYL podium]
>> M.G.: Tonight, these 2 people are after high stakes! But they'll have to avoid the Whammy as they play the most exciting game of their lives! From TGSF Studio Center, It's time to "Press Your Luck!"
And here's your host, the star of Press Your Luck, Robert Searcy!
<The_Millionaire> [walks on stage]
[applause]
<The_Millionaire>  [takes a bow and goes to podium]
<The_Millionaire>  Thank you and welcome to Press Your Luck, TV's most competitive game.
<The_Millionaire>  We have 2 players going for big bucks
<The_Millionaire>  Let's welcome our 2 contestants.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, tell us a little about yourself.
<Oy>  Well, I'm from Wisconsin, and I'm just up to nothing right now
<The_Millionaire>  Oh, really.
<The_Millionaire>  Ok
<The_Millionaire>  Will, tell us a little about yourself.
<Will>  Well, I'm from Arkansas and I think that I'm going to go far tonite on PYL
<The_Millionaire>  Ok.
<The_Millionaire>  Let's get to it.
<The_Millionaire>  You earn spins by predicting cards. Aces are high and deuces are low.
<The_Millionaire>  If you guess a card exactly right, you get 3 spins.
<The_Millionaire>  If you are 1 position away, you get 2 spins.
<The_Millionaire>  If you are 2 positions away, you get 1 spin.
<The_Millionaire>  Each player gets 4 cards.
<The_Millionaire>  Our board is filled with cash and prizes. But there are also whammies that our players must avoid.
<The_Millionaire>  I will tell you more about the big board later.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you will start 1st at predicting the card.
<The_Millionaire>  What do you think the card is?
<Oy>  Ok
<Oy>  6
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a 10
<The_Millionaire>  No spins on that card.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, it's your turn. Predict what this card is going to be.
<Will>  7
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 10 again!
<The_Millionaire>  No spins on that card.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Oy>  2
<The_Millionaire>  The card is.....
<The_Millionaire>  a 2!!! 3 spins!!!
[TPIR dings]
<The_Millionaire>  Will, predict this card.
<Will>  4
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a 7
<The_Millionaire>  No spins.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Will>  [grumbles]
<Oy>  8
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 5
<The_Millionaire>  No spins on that card.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, predict this card.
<Will>  7
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a Jack
<The_Millionaire>  No spins again
<Will>  [grumbles]
* Will  Thinks about saying 10 everytime
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Oy>  KING
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 9
<The_Millionaire>  No spins, and Will has none. Here’s your chance for some spins.
Will, predict this card
<Will>  10
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 7
<The_Millionaire>  But since you didn't get a spin, I'll give you 1 spin.
<The_Millionaire>  We'll be back with the big board after these messages.
[overhead shot of podium spinning]
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back.
<The_Millionaire>  This is the big board for round 1. There's over $36227 on the big board.
<Oy>  OOH!
<The_Millionaire>  The highest cash square in round 1 is $2500
<The_Millionaire>  At any time, a $10,000, $25,000, Double your $$ + a spin, and/or an Add-A-One square can pop up on that board.
<Will>  great
<The_Millionaire>  Will, since you have the least amount of spins, you'll start 1st.
<Will>  lol, thanks
<The_Millionaire>  You can take the spin or pass it to Oy.
<Oy>  He's gonna take it
<Will>  take it
<The_Millionaire>  Are you going to take it?
<Will>  yes
<The_Millionaire>  When you want to stop the board, type STOP.
<Will>  Ok
[board running]
<Will>  STOP
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $525
<Will>  aww..
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, it's your turn with 3 spins. Play or pass.
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $650
<The_Millionaire>  1st place $650 2 spins left Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at a trip to New England worth $2774!
<Oy>  OOH!
<The_Millionaire>  $3424 with 1 spin
<The_Millionaire>  Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $2000!!
<Oy>  WHOA!
<The_Millionaire>  $5424!!! 1st place!! Will has $525. We'll be back after these words.
[shot of board, zooms out to show podium turning]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back!
<The_Millionaire>  Since Oy had the most money at the end of the 1st round, he's going to play last in round 2.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card.
<Will>  10
<The_Millionaire>  It's a new deck.
<The_Millionaire>  Want to guess again?
<Will>  nope
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 2
<The_Millionaire>  No spins
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Oy>  9
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 9!!! 3 spins!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card.
<Will>  5
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 10
<The_Millionaire>  No spins again
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card.
<Will>  When I don't say 10 it is a 10
<The_Millionaire>  My goodness, Will has been having bad luck in the spins round.
<Oy>  3
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a Queen
<The_Millionaire>  No spins
<The_Millionaire>  Will, let's see if your luck can change.
<Will>  lets go with 8
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  an 8!!!!! He finally got one!!!
<The_Millionaire>  3 spins!
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Will>  lol
<Will>  finally.
[cameras turn on audience giving standing O]
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card.
<Oy>  ace
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 6
<The_Millionaire>  no spins
<The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the final card for you in this round.
<Will>  Jack
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a 6
<The_Millionaire>  no spins
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
<Will>  should have went with 7 like my instincts said.
<Oy>  2
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a 4! 1 more spin.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy has 4 spins, Will has 3. We'll be back with the deciding round after these words.
[another overhead shot of the turning podium]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back!
<The_Millionaire>  Oy has $5424, so he's going to play last.
<The_Millionaire>  Will has $525 and 3 spins.
<The_Millionaire>  A spin could be worth as much as $5000.
<Will>  yeah.
<The_Millionaire>  There's over $79,000 on that board.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you have 3 spins. Play or pass?
<Will>  play
[board running]
<Will>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $5000 + a spin!!!!!!!!!!
<Will>  sweet.
<Will>  Play!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you still have 3 spins and you have $5525! Play or pass?
[board running]
<Will>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $1000 + a spin!
<The_Millionaire>  $6525 and 3 spins. Play or pass?
<Will>  play!
[board running]
<Will>  STOP
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $750
<The_Millionaire>  $7275 with 2 spins left.
<The_Millionaire>  Play or pass?
<Will>  play!
[board running]
<Will>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at a trip to Tokyo worth $3698!
<Will>  Sweet!
<The_Millionaire>  $10973 with 1 spin left.
<The_Millionaire>  Play or pass?
<Will>  I'm going to Japan!
<Will>  pass
<The_Millionaire>  Passing
<Will>  I'm going to quit while I'm ahead
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you have 1 spin that you have to take.
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at a whammy
<Oy>  D'OH!
<Will>  it happens
<The_Millionaire>  $0 and 4 spins left and 1 Whammy.
<The_Millionaire>  Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $750 + a spin.
<The_Millionaire>  $750 and 4 spins. Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $2500!
<The_Millionaire>  $3250 and 3 spins. Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at go back 2 spaces to $5000 + a spin!!!!!!!!!
<Oy>  YEAH!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  $8250 and 3 spins! Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at a water bike worth $3435!
<Oy>  whoa!
<The_Millionaire>  $11685 with 2 spins left. 1st place by $712. Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $700 + a spin.
<Oy>  oh!
<The_Millionaire>  $12385 with 2 spins. Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  stop
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $5000 + a spin!!!!!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  $17385 with 2 spins left!
<Oy>  PLAY!
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at Pick a Corner!
<Oy>  oh!
<The_Millionaire>  Move one space (I don't tell you what you pick from unless you pick it), $1500 + a spin, or a Hawaiian Cruise
<Oy>  $1500 and a spin
<The_Millionaire>  $1500 + a spin
<The_Millionaire>  $18885 with 2 spins. Play or pass?
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at $700 + a spin
<Oy>  YES!
<Oy>  PLAY!
<The_Millionaire>  $19585 with 2 spins. Play or pass?
[board running]
<Will>  pass!
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  Stop at move 1 space to $750 + a spin or a Hawaiian Cruise
<Oy>  cruise!
<The_Millionaire>  That Hawaiian Cruise is worth $4180!
<Oy>  OOH!
<The_Millionaire>  $23765 with 1 spin left.
<Oy>  PLAY!
<The_Millionaire>  You are $12792 ahead of Will
<Oy>  I AM PLAYING!
<The_Millionaire>  If you take it and avoid the whammy, you win. If you hit a whammy, Will wins. If you pass it to Will, he must get something that gives him an additional spin.
<The_Millionaire>  He's going for it!!!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, Oy, get ready.
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  $1750!!!!! Oy wins with $25515!!!!!!
<Oy>  YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  We'll be back after these words.
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back! Oy is our winner with $25,515. M.G. Kelly, tell him what he has won!
>> M.G.: Oy, You have won a cruise to Hawaii! You will spend a week in Honolulu, with cruise services provided by Carnival, the cruise leader! Plus, you won a water bike! The perfect summertime recreation, as easy to ride as a regular bike! And, of course, all the money, $17,900!
<The_Millionaire>  With all of those prizes, it gives you a total of $25,515!
<The_Millionaire>  That will round up to $26000 TGSF Dollars.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you aren't going to leave us empty handed. You will get $11000 TGSF Dollars.
<The_Millionaire>  We'll be back with another game after these words.
>> M.G.: The Weekly Games will return after this!
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  We're going to play a special version of Bullseye.
<The_Millionaire>  Will and Oy, here's how we're going to do it.
<Oy>  OOH!
<The_Millionaire>  I will give you a card. You can choose to predict it, or pass it over to the other player. The person who predicts it must be within 2 positions, or the other player gets control.
<The_Millionaire>  If you predict it within 2, you get control
<The_Millionaire>  When you have control, 3 windows will cover up and start mixing. Type STOP to stop the mixing. I'll tell you what you get.
<The_Millionaire>  If you get a lightning, your opponent gets $500.
<The_Millionaire>  If you get anything besides lightning, you can keep the money and pass the option of predicting the card to your opponent, or leave the money in the bank and keep the option.
<The_Millionaire>  If you get 3 bullseyes, you get double your money.
<The_Millionaire>  1st person to $5,000 wins the game and gets to play for over $50,000
<The_Millionaire>  If you get 3 bullseyes in 1 single spin, you automatically win the game.
<The_Millionaire>  Understand the rules for the special Bullseye?
<The_Millionaire>  Are we ready?
<The_Millionaire>  If we're ready, then let's do it.
<The_Millionaire>  Will, do you want to predict the card or do you want Oy to predict it?
<Will>  I want to
<The_Millionaire>  What's the card?
<The_Millionaire>  Try to be within 2 positions.
<Will>  9
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  an Ace!
<Will>  aww
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you get control of the board.
<The_Millionaire>  Type STOP to stop the mixing.
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $100
<The_Millionaire>  $100
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you can bank $200 and pass control or you can leave the $200 in the bank and keep control
<Oy>  bank!
The_Millionaire>  Remember, it's the 1st person to $5,000 that wins the game.
<The_Millionaire>  What I mean by control is the option to play or pass.
<The_Millionaire>  Still bank?
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, there's $200 in the bank. Do you want to keep the money and pass the play/pass option or do you want to leave the money and keep the play/pass option?
<Oy>  I'm going on!
<The_Millionaire>  Ok, do you want to predict the card or do you want Will to predict it?
<Oy>  Will, predict that card!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, what's the card?
<Will>  9
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a Queen
<Will>  arr.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you have control of the board.
[board running]
<Oy>  stop
<The_Millionaire>  $300 in the 2nd window and $200 in the 3rd window. $700 total in the bank. the 1st window has a bullseye.
<The_Millionaire>  Bank the money or leave it?
<Oy>  bank
<The_Millionaire>  Ok.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy has $700
<The_Millionaire>  Will, do you want to predict the card or do you want Oy to predict it?
<Will>  I want OY to
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card.
<The_Millionaire>  Oy?
<Oy>  queen
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a King!!! Oy gets control!!
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $200
<The_Millionaire>  Lightning!! Will gets $500!!!
<Oy>  OHH!
<The_Millionaire>  Oy = $700
<The_Millionaire>  Will = $500
<The_Millionaire>  Will, play or pass the card?
<Will>  pass
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict
<Oy>  ace
<The_Millionaire>  The card is...
<The_Millionaire>  a 5
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you have control.
<Will>  finally yay!
[board running]
<Will>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  $200
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $200
<The_Millionaire>  That's $400 with a bullseye.
<The_Millionaire>  Bank or don't bank?
<Will>  bank
<The_Millionaire>  ok
<The_Millionaire>  Will = $900
<The_Millionaire>  Oy = $700
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, play or pass the card.
<Oy>  play
<The_Millionaire>  Predict the card
<The_Millionaire>  ?
<Oy>  5
<The_Millionaire>  The card is....
<The_Millionaire>  a 5!!!! Oy has control
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $300
<The_Millionaire>  $200
<The_Millionaire>  $500 total in the bank
[whistle]
<The_Millionaire] That is the whistle, we have to go to speedup.
<The_Millionaire>  Here's how we do the speedup
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, since you have control. You can keep going. If you hit a lightning, Will wins. If you avoid the lightning, you win.
<The_Millionaire>  Whoever wins gets $5000
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, do you want to play or do you want will to play?
<Oy>  Go on
<The_Millionaire>  Ok.
[board running]
<Oy>  STOP!
<The_Millionaire>  remember, there's a bullseye in #1
<The_Millionaire>  $300
<The_Millionaire>  and a bullseye!!! Oy wins the game!!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, we'll see you in the BMG
<Will>  darn
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, let's quickly do the bonus round
<The_Millionaire>  All of the dollar amounts are multiplied by 10. You know what happens when you get 3 bullseyes. Lightning loses all of your money
<The_Millionaire>  stop it when you want but do it quickly
[board running]
<Oy>  stop
<The_Millionaire>  $2000
<The_Millionaire>  $3000
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $5000. play or stop
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  stop
<The_Millionaire>  $2000
<The_Millionaire>  bullseye
<The_Millionaire>  $7000 and 2 bullseyes play or stop
<Oy>  play
[board running]
<Oy>  stop
<The_Millionaire>  lightning
<Oy>  AHH!
<The_Millionaire>  you lose it all
<The_Millionaire>  We'll be back with the BMG after these words.
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back.
<The_Millionaire>  Now that I can slow down a little, M.G. Kelly, what could someone win in a few moments?
>> M.G.: Ah, yes! It's time to give our contestants a chance at $600,000!
<The_Millionaire>  That's how much someone could win.
<The_Millionaire>  We are playing version 3, the $600,000 combination
<The_Millionaire>  Here's 1 change to the rules
<The_Millionaire>  only #s 1-6 will be in the combination
<The_Millionaire>  the contestants and audience have been advised of the rules during the commercial break.
<Will>  how many numbers will be in the combo?
<The_Millionaire>  4
<The_Millionaire>  Let's do it.
[applause]
<Will>  ok
<The_Millionaire>  Audience, please don't shout out any combos
<Will>  I'm ready.
[stage darkens]
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you'll start. What's the combination
[Dream House Golden Doors music]
<Will>  1634
<The_Millionaire>  Is the combination 1634?
[buzzer]
<The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in their exact position?
[One Away horn]
<The_Millionaire>  which number is it?
[ding, 4 lights up]
<The_Millionaire>  it's 4
<The_Millionaire>  in position #4
<The_Millionaire>  ???4
<The_Millionaire>  Is there any #s in the combination but not in the correct position?
[3 and 6 light up]
<The_Millionaire>  the 3 and 6 are in the combination, but they are not in the correct positions
<Oy>  6324
<The_Millionaire>  Is the combination 6324?
[buzzer]
<The_Millionaire>  Is there any number in it's correct position?
[One Away horn]
<The_Millionaire>  Which # is it?
[Ding, 3 lights up]
<The_Millionaire>  It's the 3
<The_Millionaire>  ?3?4
<The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the combo but not in the correct position?
[One Away horn]
<The_Millionaire>  which one is it?
[ding, 6 lights up]
<Oy>  6
<Oy>  of course
<The_Millionaire>  the 6 is in the combination, but not in the correct position
<The_Millionaire>  Will?
<Will>  5364
<The_Millionaire>  For $600,000, is the combination 5364?
[silence]
<The_Millionaire> YES!!!!!!!!!!!! WILL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $600,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Will>  Ohh my God
[Scrabble Sirens, TPIR bell, wild cheering, CS 86 theme, lights going off, NBC “YAHOO!”, camera crash-zooms in on Will, Chyron flashes $600,000, audience gives standing “O”]
<Will>  Wow.
<The_Millionaire>  Congratulations!!!!!!!
<The_Millionaire>  We'll be back after these words!!!!!!
[commercials]
<Will>  See, BMG is my Game
[fade in, applause]
<The_Millionaire>  Welcome back.
<The_Millionaire>  Will won the jackpot, $600,000!
<The_Millionaire>  Will, how do you feel?
<Will>  I feel like Going out and partying
<The_Millionaire>  Will, you can do that, because your grand total is $611,900!
[Chyron flashes $611,900]
<The_Millionaire>  Oy, you have $31,000!
<The_Millionaire>  That's all for tonight. This is Robert Searcy for the Weekly Games. Stay safe on the roads and don't drink and drive. Good bye everybody.
[credits roll]
[crowd cheers]
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