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$269,000 TGSF Dollars
Oy>  there is a cat in the studio
[sees cat curl up by his ankle]
The_Millionaire>  Is that your cat?
Oy>  Not my cat---mine's in the bus, and it's staying
Mine is a gray-black tiger----this is pure white
The_Millionaire>  oh
Oy>  Although this lacks a leash---it's acting unusually cuddly, not skittish, I don't know whose cat this is
Oy>  I'm going on the PA
The_Millionaire>  ok
Oy, over PA> Attention, please! A pure white cat was found in Studio 1. It has no leash on it. If anyone owns this cat, please report to Studio 1 to claim.
[sloppy edit]
Oy>  I'm watching Wisconsin high-school hoops over satellite----amazing how much it seems like a network broadcast --The Madison ABC affiliate [WKOW] is producing it
The_Millionaire>  oh
Oy>  it seems so network-like in quality
Oy>  well, the cat is still unclaimed 
Oy>  They're having problems with the switcher---I just heard them say it's not even on 
Oy>  THE SWITCHER IS NOT WORKING!!!!!!
The_Millionaire>  I'm going to the control room. I'll be right back
Oy>  I'm going up there too
[checks plugs on switcher]
I think I might have found the problem.
Oy>  Hmm....all these BNC plugs intimidate me
[sloppy edit]
[switcher goes dead]
The_Millionaire>  I guess you can kiss the switcher goodbye.
Oy>  WHAT? YOU TRIED TO FIX IT?!
[sparks start coming out of switcher] 
The_Millionaire>  Get a fire extinguisher!!
The_Millionaire>  No, I didn't try to fix it. It just started doing that. I don't know why.
Oy>  THAT WAS A $100,000 SWITCHER!!!!!!
The_Millionaire>  We have a back up switcher, but it'll take about 30 minutes to an hour to hook it up, providing that the outlets for all of the wires aren't damaged.
Oy>  [goes into control room]...WAIT! That was only our old switcher they brought over from the old place! SOMEONE GET THE NEW SWITCHER ONLINE!
[electrician looks at box]
The_Millionaire>  >> Electrician:  Yikes, this switcher was a ticking bomb ready to explode.
Oy>  Anyway, the old one was just a CDL model that was probably 30 yrs old....we have a new Grass Valley model [Ed. Note: The new switcher is the same model currently being used by Studio 33]
The_Millionaire>  >> Electrician:  The reason why the wires were loose was because the cords were melting from being too hot. This was going to happen anyway. Nothing you could do.
The_Millionaire>  >> Electrician:  The only fix to that problem was to get a new switcher.
Oy>  I wonder why they even brought that old beast over anyway! And, as I said, we have a new one over in Studio 2
The_Millionaire>  Executive order!!! Move the Weekly Games to Studio 2!!!
Oy>  Also, Krazy Dan over from the GSN boards is running the graphics---he owns a Chyron, did you know that?
The_Millionaire>  no, I didn't
Oy>  He bought 2 off eBay----one for his dad, one for him----they're much older than what we have here
The_Millionaire>  oh
Oy>  Well, as I said, the old switcher was around 30 years old, and made by CDL
The_Millionaire>  yeah
Oy>  that stands for Central Dynamics Laboratory, I believe
[sloppy edit]
Oy>  This Perfect Pancake is lame---doesn't cook evenly, plastic handle would probably warp, hinge would break off, etc.,
[sloppy edit]
Oy>  [looking at pictures of old equipment as usual]
The_Millionaire>  Will, we're in Studio 2----that old piece of junk video switcher from the old studio blew
Stage Manager> This is the Weekly Games, production 31502, and the switcher WORKS, and itís take 1!
[clips from past PYL on TGSF competition]
>> John: Today, these 2 players are after high stakes! But they'll have to avoid the Whammy as they play the most exciting game of their lives! From TGSF Studio Center, it's time to "Press Your Luck"! And here is our host, the star of "Press Your LuckĒ Robert Searcy!
The_Millionaire>  [walks on stage]
[Applause]
The_Millionaire>  [walks to podium]
The_Millionaire>  Thank you very much. We're finally on the air after some technical problems.
Oy>  Can I explain?
The_Millionaire>  Hang on.
The_Millionaire>  Let's introduce our 2 contestants.
The_Millionaire>  Oy, tell us about the technical difficulties and about yourself.
Oy>  Well, our old video switcher went dead and blew, so we had to bring the show into Studio 2. And I'm Oy, from Wisconsin, and I just like being here every week to play the games!
The_Millionaire>  Ok.
The_Millionaire>  I witnessed the switcher blow, too.
[laughs from audience]
The_Millionaire>  [in a Jim Peck voice (as in that famous Big Showdown episode)]  Yeah, you people would applaud if it blew up in my face.  Then there would be a very quick chorus of "Amazing Grace".  And then lots of fire extinguishers and sprinklers going off.
[more laughs from audience]
The_Millionaire>  Will, tell us a little about yourself.
Will>  Hello, I'm Will. I'm a current guest here at PYL and I seem to lose a lot. Maybe my luck will change tonight.
The_Millionaire>  I hope so too. I wish both of you good luck.
The_Millionaire>  To get spins, we predict cards. The audience and contestants were given the rules before we went on the air and before the switcher blew up.
[laughs from audience]
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card.
Oy>  8
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 2! No spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card.
Will>  King
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 6 No spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card
Will>  sheesh I was thinking 6 too.
Oy>  4
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  an 8 no spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card
Will>  7
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  an Ace no spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  another Ace no spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card
Will>  9
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a King no spins
The_Millionaire>  nobody has any spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card
Oy>  ace
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 7! No spins!
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card
Will>  10
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 4!!!! No spins again!
Oy>  GOSH! [rips tie mic off, leaves stage]
Will>  It never is what you want it to be is it Oy?
The_Millionaire>  Since I don't want a round with each person only having 1 spin, I'll give both of you another card
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card, and good luck because you'll need it
[laughs from audience]
Oy>  Well, no one got spins at all
Oy>  5
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
a 10! No spins
Oy>  [grunts]
Will>  5
The_Millionaire>  Will, you know what to do
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a King!!! No spins
Will>  Jebus
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict another card
Oy>  jack
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 6!!! No spins again
Will>  When I say a low card it is a high one and when I say a low one it is a high one..............
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict
Will>  Queen.
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 10!!! Will finally got a spin!
Will>  finally
The_Millionaire>  But if I give Oy the house minimum of 1 spin, there will be a tie, and I don't want a tie in spins, so we'll predict more cards.
Will>  ok
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card
Oy>  3
The_Millionaire>  the card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 6! No spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict
Will>  9
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  an Ace!!
The_Millionaire>  No spins
The_Millionaire>  This is going into the funniest and greatest moments episode someday
Will>  sheesh
Oy>  [ducks under podium]
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict the card again!!!
Oy>  queen
The_Millionaire>  the card is....
The_Millionaire>  a King!!!! 2 spins!!!!!
Oy>  YES!!!
Will>  This has to be the worst game of them all.
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict this card.
[audience gives standing "O"]
Will>  9
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
Oy>  that's what happens after a spin drought
The_Millionaire>  a Jack!!! 1 spin!!!! We have a tie again. Time to predict more cards!!!
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict
Oy>  4
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 9! No spins
The_Millionaire>  Will?
Will>  10
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 3 no spins
Will>  darn it.
Oy>  SPIN DROUGHT!!!!
[laughter]
Oy>  8
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a Queen no spins
Oy, as Charles Nelson Reilly>RIOT!!!!! RIOT!!!!!!!!! RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[lots of laughs, audience going crazy]
Oy>  WE CAN'T GET ANY SPINS!!!!
The_Millionaire>  both players have 2 spins and we can't have ties for spins
The_Millionaire>  It's your turn to predict again.
Will>  Ok I pick 7
The_Millionaire>  Come on, is the blanking card a 7??????!!!!
The_Millionaire>  It is!!!!!! a 7!!!! 3 spins!!!!!!!
Will>  yay!
[audience gives another standing "OĒ]
The_Millionaire>  Oy has 2 spins and Will has 5!!! We'll be back after these words if the blanking swicher doesn't blow up again!!!
[laughs from audience]
Will>  Thatís all skills.
[overhead shot of podium]
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
The_Millionaire>  Welcome back! We just broke the world record for a spins round on PYL.
[laughter]
The_Millionaire>  There's over $37711 on that board. You know what kinds of spaces that can pop up.
The_Millionaire>  Oy, since you have the least amount of spins, you'll go first. Type STOP to stop the board.
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a Whammy
>> Whammy:  Heh heh heh, this oughta do it. [pushes detonator and accidentally blows himself up]
[boing]
Will>  hehe
The_Millionaire>  $0 1 whammy and 1 spin play or pass?
Will>  don't worry I'll get like 3 of them
Oy>  play
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at $650
The_Millionaire>  Will, it's your turn with 5 spins.
[board running]
Will>  Stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a mink jacket worth $2500!!!!
The_Millionaire>  $2500 1st place 4 spins play or pass?
Will>  play
[board running]
Will>  stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a billiard table worth $2223!!!!
Will>  wow
The_Millionaire>  $4723 3 spins 1st place play or pass?
Will>  you know I still want to play
[board running]
Will>  stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at $350
The_Millionaire>  $5073 2 spins play or pass?
Will>  play
[board running]
Oy>  Wait....he got a pool table!
Will>  Stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at $800
Will>  play
The_Millionaire>  $5873 1 spin
[board running]
Will>  Stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a set of balans chairs worth $390!
The_Millionaire>  Will has $6263! Oy has $650 We'll be back after these words!
[Commercials]
[fade in, applause>
The_Millionaire>  Welcome back. I hope this spin round doesn't last as long.
The_Millionaire>  Here's a change in this round.
The_Millionaire>  Actually, there's 2 changes.
The_Millionaire>  Spin values are doubled.
The_Millionaire>  And if you get a Move one space with a pick a corner, I'll tell you what you can choose from
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict this card.
The_Millionaire>  same deck
Oy>  6
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
a Queen! no spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict the card
Oy>  oh!
Will>  Jack
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 2 no spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict
Oy>  2
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a 5 no spins
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict
Will>  7
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 5!!! 2 spins!!!
Oy>  some spins! finally!
The_Millionaire>  since spin values are doubles
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict
Oy>  7
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 5!!! 2 spins!!!! we have a tie again
The_Millionaire>  3rd 5 in a row
Oy>  oh!
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict
Will>  4
The_Millionaire>  The card is...
The_Millionaire>  a King no spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy, predict
Will>  arr..
Oy>  queen
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a Jack!!! 4 spins!!!!!
Oy>  YES!
The_Millionaire>  Will, predict this card
Will>  10
The_Millionaire>  The card is....
The_Millionaire>  a 2 no spins
The_Millionaire>  Oy has 4 spins, Will has 2 We'll be back after these words
Will>  *bleep*
[very wide shot of podium turning, audience shown on camera]
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
The_Millionaire>  Welcome back
The_Millionaire>  there's a lot of money and prizes on that board
The_Millionaire>  Oy, since you have last place, you'll start 1st.
The_Millionaire>  $650 and 4 spins play or pass?
Oy>  play
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at Pick a Corner
Oy>  ooh!
The_Millionaire>  $2250, African Safari, or a trip to Nice
Oy>  If there was a Whammy in a corner, I wouldnít be able to pick it?
The_Millionaire>  of course not, because there aren't any Whammies in the corners
Oy>  I like France----going to Nice
The_Millionaire>  ok
The_Millionaire>  That trip to Nice is worth $3094!
Oy>  OOH!
The_Millionaire>  $3744 and 3 spins play or pass?
Oy>  play
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at an African Safari worth $6344!!!!!!!!!!
Oy>  WHOA! I get the other trip!
The_Millionaire>  $10088 and 2 spins play or pass?
Oy>  play
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a Rhine Cruise worth $3396!!!
Oy>  whoa!
The_Millionaire>  $13484 with 1 spin play or pass?
Oy>  play!
[board running]
Oy>  STOP!
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a trip to Switzerland worth $3798!!!!!
The_Millionaire>  $17282!!!
Oy>  WHOA! I better expect a LONG time in Europe!
The_Millionaire>  Will, you have $6263 and 2 spins play or pass?
Will>  play 
[board running]
Will>  Stop
The_Millionaire>  Stop at a Whammy
>> Whammy as a $1 bill:  Heh heh heh.  I cannot tell a lie.  You lose! [cash register noise]
[boing]
The_Millionaire>  Will, you have $0 and 1 spin. If you go, you must get something with an additional spin.
Will>  I'll play
The_Millionaire>  You can pass it to Oy, and if he Whammies, both of you win
The_Millionaire>  If Oy avoids the Whammy, he wins
The_Millionaire>  play or pass?
Will>  I will put the weight upon my shoulders, letís do it.
The_Millionaire>  ok
The_Millionaire>  Will, Oy, get ready
[board running]
The_Millionaire>  Who's the champ?
Will>  The final Cry.........
Will>  Stop.
The_Millionaire>  Stop at $500! It's not enough!!!! Oy wins with $17282!!!!!!!!
Oy>  YES!!!!!!!!!!!
The_Millionaire>  We'll be back after these words
Oy>  YES!!!! WHOO! I'm going to Europe!
[Commercials]
[fade in, applause]
The_Millionaire>  Welcome back!! Oy is our winner! John Harlan, tell us what Oy has won!
>> John: Oy, you've got a lot of traveling to do! First, you'll go to Nice, France! And after that, off to Switzerland! And last, you'll cruise along the Rhine River! But that's not all! We'll fly you to Africa and take you on a safari! Travel services provided by Colette Tours! And as for spending money, you have $650! Congratulations, Oy!
The_Millionaire>  Oy, with all of those prizes, that totals to a little over $17,282, but we'll round that off to $18000 TGSF Dollars.
The_Millionaire>  Will, you get $1000 TGSF Dollars.
The_Millionaire>  We'll be back after these words for the BMG!
>> John: The Big Money game is coming up after this moment!
The_Millionaire>  Now I know where Nice is. It's in France.
[commercials]
[fade in, applause]
The_Millionaire>  Welcome back.
The_Millionaire>  John Harlan, what can someone win in a few minutes???!!! 
[Grand Game music]
>> John: It's Jackpot time! Either Oy or Will can win $250,000!
The_Millionaire>  That's how much someone could win.
The_Millionaire>  We've been deciding on what the BMG will be. I was stuck between 2 choices. But now I've decided.
The_Millionaire>  We're playing version 3, the $250,000 Combination!
Oy>  not the combination...D'OH!
Will>  is it numbers?
The_Millionaire>  And here's a change for this weeks' combination
Oy>  at least it ain't version 2
Will>  is it numbers or What?
The_Millionaire>  It's numbers. But this time, there are 6 numbers in the combination, and a number can be in the combination more than once
Will>  oh no biggie.
The_Millionaire>  So for $250,000, let's play!
[set darkens, Dream House Golden Doors music]
The_Millionaire>  Will, since you have won the least amount of TGSF Dollars, you get the 1st guess.
Will>  What is the highest number you can pick?
The_Millionaire>  1-6 only
Will>  Ok
Will>  613425
Oy>  whoa!
The_Millionaire>  Is the combination 613425?
[buzzer]
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in their correct positions?
Oy>  That's the Pathfinder buzzer!
[Ding]
The_Millionaire>  What number or numbers is it?
[2 lights up]
The_Millionaire>  It's 2 in position #5.
The_Millionaire>  ????2?
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the combo but not in the correct position?
[Ding]
Oy>  blank-blank-blank-blank-2-blank! ha!
The_Millionaire>  What number or numbers is it?
[6,1,3, and 5 light up]
The_Millionaire>  Whoa!!!
The_Millionaire>  6,1,3, and 5 are in the combo, but not in the correct position.
The_Millionaire>  Oy, your turn to guess.
Oy>  536421
The_Millionaire>  Is the combo 536421?
[buzzer]
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the correct positions?
[ding]
The_Millionaire>  We know it's the 2.
[2 lights up]
The_Millionaire>  Is there any other numbers?
Oy>  oop----forgot 4 wasn't in there
[Buzzer]
Oy>  so none of it at all but the 2?
The_Millionaire>  Is there any number in the combo but not in the correct positions?
The_Millionaire>  or numbers
[ding]
The_Millionaire>  What numbers?
[5,3,6, and 1 light up]
The_Millionaire>  Whoa!!!
The_Millionaire>  5,3,6, and 1 are in the combo but not in the correct position.
Oy>  same as last time
The_Millionaire>  Will, your guess.
Will>  365621
The_Millionaire>  Is the combo 365621?
[Buzzer]
Oy>  nope----1 is in it, but not last
Will>  whoops
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers exactly right in the combo?
[ding]
Will>  my bad
[2 lights up]
The_Millionaire> is there any other numbers?
[ding]
The_Millionaire>  what are they?
Oy>  let's just leave the 2 lit up
[the 6 in the #2 position, and the 5 light up]
The_Millionaire>  ?65?2?
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the combo but not in the correct position?
[Ding]
The_Millionaire>  What are they?
Oy>  3 and 1
[3,other 6, and 1 light up]
The_Millionaire>  Whoa!!
The_Millionaire>  Oy, it's your turn.
Oy>  665123
The_Millionaire>  Is the combo 665123?
[Buzzer]
Will>  I know what it is!
Will>  come on I don't need anything
Will>  Let me go!
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the correct positions besides the 6 in position #2, the 5 and the 2?
[buzzer]
The_Millionaire>  Is there any numbers in the combo but not in the correct position?
[Ding]
The_Millionaire>  What are they?
[6,1,and 3 light up]
The_Millionaire>  Ladies and gentlemen, Will thinks he knows what it is!!!
The_Millionaire>  What is it Will????!!!
Will>  165326
The_Millionaire>  Is the combo 165326???????!!!!!!!
[combo lights up, TPIR bell rings, CS '86 theme plays, applause, strobes go off, camera crash-zooms on Will, audience gives standing "O"]
The_Millionaire>  Yes!!!!!!!!! WILL WINS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will>  3 weeks in a row baby
The_Millionaire>  I DON'T BELEIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! 3 TIMES IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will>  I am the unstoppable force!
[Chyron flashes $250,000]
The_Millionaire>  OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!! That is unbelievable!!!!!
Will>  I have my 1 mil. now!
The_Millionaire>  That, I think, is the first time that someone has won the BMG 3 times in a row!
The_Millionaire>  We'll be back after these words!!!
[commercials]
[fade in, loud applause]
The_Millionaire>  We are back.
The_Millionaire>  Will did it again! He won the BMG for the 3 time in a row!
The_Millionaire>  [catching breath]
[Chyron flashes "3 WEEKS" and $250,000]
The_Millionaire>  Will, your grand total for tonight is $251,000. That makes you the newest TGSF Millionaire!
The_Millionaire>  Oy, you won $18,000 tonight.
The_Millionaire>  This is Robert Searcy for the Weekly Games, stay safe on the roads and don't drink and drive. Goodbye everybody. I am the sleepiest link, goodnight!
[credits roll]
>> John:  This is John Harlan speaking for the Weekly Games, a production of The Game Show Fans Inc.

© 2002 The Game Show Fans Company
>> name: voice over
name> someone is saying something

Note:  Real celebrities never appeared on the Weekly Games.  The names are put in there to give this transcript a realistic feeling.
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