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Total TGSF Dollars given away:
$728,000 TGSF Dollars
<Oy> [goes near the fire alarm pull...]
Push in......and.................
<gsnfan87> down!
<Oy> PULL......DOWN!
[no sound]
Stupid thing's broke!
<gsnfan87> lol
<gsnfan87> That's our big budget for you
[sloppy edit]
<Oy> Is anyone listening???!!!!!!!!!!
> Oh, I just called someone to fix the fire alarm
<gsnfan87> that way Oy can pull it again next week
<gsnfan87> and it will work next week
<gsnfan87> this week Oy just made a fool of himself
<gsnfan87> isn't that right Oy?
<gsnfan87> how much longer?
<Oy> Arggghhhhhhhh..........Push in........aaannnnnnnndddddddd.............
<gsnfan87> [chanting] WE WANT MONEY!!!
<Oy> PULL.................DOWN!!!!!!!!!
[Still no sound]
WHO MAINTAINS THE FIRE ALARMS HERE??!!
<gsnfan87> the audience is getting restless
<gsnfan87> Oy is getting mad
<gsnfan87> [pulls off cover. looks at wiring and then connects wire to back of unit. closes box.] That should do it Oy.
<gsnfan87> where has Oy run off to?
> Gene, warm up the audience right quick, please.
>>Gene Wood:  Ok. 
[Gene warms up audience]
> Where's Oy???  [sees Oy getting searched by security after metal detectors go off]
[Code 3 temporal goes off]
There he goes again! Everyone evacuate!
> I'll give Oy a few more minutes
> OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> STOP PLAYING WITH THE ALARMS!!!!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> [runs from studios screaming]
<GameShows> Where Oy Where Did Our Little Oy Go?
> [hears sirens from fire trucks coming]
[audience acts like a mad herd of cattle to get out of building]
<GameShows> Look everyone!!! There's Gene and Brett and Charles and Richard running from the Match Game stage!!!!
>> fire chief:  What's going on?  This is the 3rd time we've come out here and it's a false alarm.
[audience runs over for autographs]
<gsnfan87> The fire alarm didn't work the first two times
> Someone keeps playing with the fire alarms.  We are trying to find out who's playing with them.
<GameShows> Dumb Dora was so dumb!
>> Audience: How dumb is she?
<GameShows> she blanked the fire alarm!
<gsnfan87> lol
> LOL
> We might have to start without Oy
[sloppy edit]
<Oy> I nearly pulled the fire alarm!
<GameShows> Ahhh Charlie's Angels finally brought Oy back!
> The fire chief had to come 3 times because of the alarms going off.
<Oy> Actually, I did pull it, just that either the control panel or pull aren't working
<gsnfan87> but I fixed the alarm Oy.
<Oy> The alarm WAS NOT WORKING!
<gsnfan87> It worked the last time
<Oy> Gene! We're finally ready!
<gsnfan87> you'll see in the transcripts
>> Stage Manager: Weekly Games, production number 21602, and it's.....Take 1!
>> Gene: From TGSF Studio Center, it's....the Weekly Games!
[applause, CS 86 theme]
>> Gene: And now, here's our host, Robert Searcy!
[applause]
> Thank you and welcome.
> All of the viewers at home should have seen what happened in Studio 1 before we went on the air.
> Trust me, it's one of the funniest moments ever at TGSF before the Weekly Games.
> Fortunately, the cameras were running, so we are going to save what we recorded for a "Funniest moments" segment in the future.
<Oy> It'll appear on the edited and taped ep. of this broadcast
> Tonight’s Big Money Game is worth $350,000 TGSF Dollars.
[applause]
<Oy> [got belt on head]
> We will start our 1st game after these words.
[CS 86 theme, applause]
[as commercials and promos play]
<Oy> GS PULLED THE FIRE ALARM??? I believe his fate has been decided.....
[TPIR horns]
<Oy> I can't believe it! I bet our associate producer [Ben Schumin] went a little crazy....
[applause]
> We are back with the Weekly Games.
> Our 1st game tonight could net someone $189,000
[WOO!, applause]
> We are going to play Super Bid-A-Card!!
[applause]
> Let's introduce our 3 contestants!
[Oy, GameShows, and Joe walk on stage to podiums]
[applause]
> Joe, tell us a little about yourself.
<gsnfan87> ok. I am a freshman in high school at Orchard Farm High School, and I live in St. Charles, MO which is by St. Louis.
> Oh.  Still in high school.  Ok.
<gsnfan87> and TGSF Rocks!!!
> Oh.  Thanks.
> [applause]
<gsnfan87> anytime
> GameShows, tell us a little about yourself.
<GameShows> I'm watching Lucy and I'm having a milk and Pepsi attack!
<Oy> ATGS IS BAD!
<gsnfan87> atgs?
> [laughs from audience]
> Oh.  Ok.
<GameShows> Comparing ATGS and TGSF is like comparing MG98 to MG73!
<gsnfan87> oh
> Oy, tell us a little about yourself.
<Oy> Well, Ok. I am from Wisconsin, [boos from audience] Yeah, it's boring, and I deal with old broadcast stuff and of course, game shows
<GameShows> As you know I am a Supermarket Sweep fan and well.....
> Oh.  Ok.
<gsnfan87> yeah
> It's time to play Super Bid-A-Card!!!
[applause]
> We have a deck of cards that we shuffled and cut by a member selected out of our studio audience.
[audience member seen on camera]
> The object of Bid-A-Card is to bid on how many cards you can predict hi/low correctly without making a mistake.
[applause]
<GameShows> I have a feeling I'm gonna join the ranks of Michael Larsen and Thom McKee!!!!
> Doubles are incorrect answers.
[booing]
> Joe, you will start the $3,000 round.
> Minimum bid is 3 cards.
> Not counting the base card.
<gsnfan87> 3 cards
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 5
> Also, when a player bids, both of their opponents must say "Play those cards".
<gsnfan87> Oy?
> in order for that player to be forced to call
> Oy?
<gsnfan87> sometime tonight Oy
> The current bid is 5 cards.  Oy, raise bid or force GameShows to play?
<gsnfan87> [falling back asleep at podium]
<Oy> Hmm...........6
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> [wakes up]
<gsnfan87> Hmmm................
<gsnfan87> .............
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 7
> Oy?
<Oy> PLAY THEM!
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> 8
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 9
> Oy?
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> [to Joe] Hang on a sec before you make your decision.
<Oy> Play them!
<gsnfan87> sorry
> Joe, now make your decision.
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> GameShows, you must get 9 correct answers or Oy and Joe get $3,000
<gsnfan87> yeah
<GameShows> Bring it on!
> You can't change cards.
> Your base card is.....
> a 10
<GameShows> Lower!!
> lower....
> a 2   8 to go
<GameShows> Higher!!
> higher.....
> an 8    7 to go
<GameShows> Higher!!
> higher.....
> an Ace!!  6 to go
<GameShows> Lower!!
> lower......
> a 5   5 to go
<GameShows> Higher!
> higher.....
> a 10   4 to go
<GameShows> Lower!!
> lower....
> another 10!!!  Oy and Joe get $3K!!!!
<Oy> Yeah!
[applause]
<GameShows> Darn! [boos]
> GameShows, since you lost the last round, you start this round.
<gsnfan87> good try
<GameShows> 5
> Minimum bid for the $6,000 round is 4 cards.
> Still 5?
<GameShows> Yeah!
> Oy?
<Oy> 6
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> 8
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 9
> Oy?
<Oy> play them
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> GameShows, again you must get 9 correct answers or Oy and Joe get another $6K
> Your base card is....
> a Jack
<GameShows> Lower!!
> lower....
> an 8   8 to go
<GameShows> Higher!!
> higher....
> a 2!  Oy and Joe get another $6K!!!!
[applause]
<Oy> Yeah!
<GameShows> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> good try
> GameShows, since you lost again, you start again.
> $12,000 round.  Minimum bid is 5 cards.
<GameShows> 5
> Oy?
<Oy> 6
<gsnfan87> 7
> Joe?
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 8...................
<gsnfan87> you got to be faster than that millionaire
> [starts talking like an auctioneer]
> Oy?
<Oy> 9
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> GameShows?
<GameShows> Play Those Cards!!!!!!!
> Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $12,000
> Oy, your base card is....
> a Queen
<Oy> OOH! LOWER!
> lower....
> a 5   8 to go
<Oy> higher
> higher....
> a 6   7 to go
<Oy> higher
> higher....
> a 7   6 to go
<Oy> higher
> higher....
> a 9    5 to go
<Oy> lower
> lower....
> a Queen!!  GameShows and Joe get $12K!!!!
[applause]
> It's time to take a commercial break.  We'll be back after these words.
[applause, CS 86 theme plays]
[commercials, promos]
[applause, fade in]
> We are back with Super Bid-A-Card!
[applause]
> We are now in the $24000 round.
> Oy, you will start this round.  Minimum bid is 6 cards.
<GameShows> Woaa!!!!!!!!!
<Oy> 7
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> 9
<gsnfan87> still too slow
> GameShows?
<GameShows> play 'em
> [to Joe] I had to get the cards from the top of the deck.
> Oy?
<Oy> play them
<gsnfan87> rut roh
> Joe, you must get 9 correct answers or GameShows and Oy get $24000
> Joe, your base card is.....
> an 8
<gsnfan87> rut roh
<gsnfan87> lower
> lower....
> a 6    8 to go
<gsnfan87> higher
<Oy> rut roh!
> higher.....
> another 6!  GameShows and Oy get $24K!!!!!
<Oy> yeah!
<gsnfan87> RUT ROH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GameShows> yey!!!
<gsnfan87> brb
> We'll be back after these words.
[applause, CS 86 theme plays]
> Let's get back on air
<Oy> I got good ping time
<gsnfan87> PING!!!
<Oy> pong
<GameShows> pong
> [applause, fade in]
> We are back with Super Bid-A-Card!
[applause]
> Joe, you will start the $48000 round.  Minimum bid is 7 cards.
<Oy> The boat is tipping toward the 10 Across set...all audience get life coats on
> GameShows?
<GameShows> 8
<Oy> 9
> Oy?
> Joe?
<gsnfan87> play those cards
<GameShows> play them
<Oy> D'OH!!!!!!! [reverb throughout studio]
<gsnfan87> is there an echo in here?
<Oy> bad acoustics---sounds like the Elysee Theater in here
> Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $48K
<gsnfan87> yeah
> Oy, your base card is.....
> a Queen
<Oy> lower
> lower....
> a Jack   8 to go
<Oy> lower
> lower....
> a 3   7 to go
<Oy> higher
> higher......
> a 9    6 to go
<gsnfan87> rut roh
<Oy> lower
> lower.......
> a 3    5 to go
<gsnfan87> rut rut roh
<Oy> get him to stop saying rut roh....higher!
> higher......
> a Jack    4 to go
<Oy> lower
<gsnfan87> I didn't say rut roh, I said rut rut roh
> lower.....
<gsnfan87> rut rut rut roh
[Scrabble time's up buzzer]
> an Ace!!!!  Joe and GameShows get $48K!!!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> yes
[applause]
<GameShows> yey!!!
> It's time for the final round!
<Oy> Yeah!
> The $96000 round!
[WOO!, applause]
> Oy, you'll start
> Minimum bid is 8 cards.
<Oy> 9
<gsnfan87> play those cards
> GameShows?
<GameShows> play em
<Oy> rut roh
<gsnfan87> yes
> Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $96000
> Oy, your base card is.....
> a 7
<Oy> ooh.........can't change?
> And since we ran out of cards, we shuffle the discard pile
<gsnfan87> lol
> Oy, you have a 7
<Oy> I cannot change at all?
> You can't change
<Oy> r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rut roh!
<Oy> higher
> higher....
> a 10    8 to go
<Oy> lower
> lower....
> a 4   7 to go
<Oy> higher
> right Joe
> higher.....
> a 5    6 to go
<Oy> higher
> higher.....
> a King    5 to go
<Oy> LOWER!
> lower.....
> a Queen   4 to go
<Oy> LOWER!
> lower.......
> another Queen!!!!  Joe and GameShows get $96K!!!!!!!!!!!
<Oy> roh!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> $165,000!!!
<GameShows>Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> We'll be back after these words with the BMG!
[CS 86 theme, applause]
[TGSF TV network promos, car cleaner, fast food ads]
[fade in, applause]
> We are back!!!!
> Here are the totals so far tonight:
<GameShows> $180,000!!!!!!!!!!
<gsnfan87> $165,000!!!!!!!!!
> GameShows has the most so far with $180,000!!!!
<Oy> $0!
> Joe with $165,000
> Oy with $33,000!
<Oy> oop....slight underestimation
<GameShows> And they thought I was gonna lose in the beginning
<gsnfan87> good try Oy
<gsnfan87> no, we knew you were going to lose in the beginning
<Oy> [gonna sit out for the big game]
[audience boos]
> Gene Wood, what could someone win in a few moments?
[Grand Game music]
>> Gene: And now, one of our 3, or 2, could win $350,000!!!
[WOO!, applause]
<gsnfan87> version 1 or 2?
> That's right.  Someone could win $350,000 in a moment
<Oy> [goes to vacant camera]
> We are going to play......
<gsnfan87> 1,1,1,1,1,1,1!
> Version 2, the Risk for $350,000!!!!!!!!
[audience boos]
<Oy> boo!
<GameShows> Now I have to go read the rules!!!!
<gsnfan87> [chanting] WE WANT 1!
[Oy, audience, and Joe] WE WANT 1!
<Oy> The boat is tipping toward the seats......LIFECOATS ON!
[chanting WE WANT 1!]
> [As CNR on MG] RIOT!!! RIOT!!!!!
<gsnfan87> Gameshows is overboard!!!
<Oy> [just keeps behind the camera]
[color bars]
> [in a Gene Rayburn voice]  Ok you creatures from the lagoon, we'll play the Money Cards Game!
[applause like the audience has never applauded before]
[cheering and yelling]
[Oy pulls fire alarm]
[Code 3 temporal goes off again]
<Oy> [steals Millionaire's mic] This is LIVE, boys and girls!! This ain't scripted!
> GameShows, we're changing games.  We're playing version 1 now because there's a riot!
> They started rioting after you left
<GameShows> Oh great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can someone just post the rules to V1 here?
> I'll tell you
<GameShows> Thanks:)
<Oy> and I might have to leave.....
<GameShows> Don't start without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Don't worry GameShows, you're starting 1st
> Joe, do you know how to play V1?
<Oy> I'm out...sorry
> out as in not going to be able to do it?
<Oy> the bus is scheduled to leave NOW.....I must leave....will be here next time, I hope
> ok
> see you later Oy
[Oy leaves studio to boos and thumbs-downs]
> Joe, do you know how to play Version 1?
<GameShows> Where is Oy going?
> He had to leave
> ok
<GameShows> Toodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> see you later
> Guess what Joe?
> By virtue of being the only one in here and because the TGSF Jackpot is under $500K, you
    have AUTOMATICALLY WON!!!!!
> CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!
[bell rings, CS 86 theme plays, audience cheers, Chyron flashes $350,000, audience shown on camera giving standing O]
> Well, I guess that’s it. Everyone’s leaving, this is getting bad! I’ll just get out of here, if the place is going to be empty. But first, we’ll put the jackpot at $250,000, we’ll see you next week!
[drops mic onto floor]
[fee plugs]
>> Gene: This is Gene Wood speaking for the Weekly Games, a production of The Game Show Fans, Inc.!

> = The Millionaire
>> name: = voice over
<person's name> = that person

Copyright 2002  The Game Show Fans Company

Note:  Real celebrities never appeared on the Weekly Games.
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