Total TGSF Dollars given away: |
$728,000 TGSF Dollars |
<Oy> [goes near the fire alarm pull...] Push in......and................. <gsnfan87> down! <Oy> PULL......DOWN! [no sound] Stupid thing's broke! <gsnfan87> lol <gsnfan87> That's our big budget for you [sloppy edit] <Oy> Is anyone listening???!!!!!!!!!! > Oh, I just called someone to fix the fire alarm <gsnfan87> that way Oy can pull it again next week <gsnfan87> and it will work next week <gsnfan87> this week Oy just made a fool of himself <gsnfan87> isn't that right Oy? <gsnfan87> how much longer? <Oy> Arggghhhhhhhh..........Push in........aaannnnnnnndddddddd............. <gsnfan87> [chanting] WE WANT MONEY!!! <Oy> PULL.................DOWN!!!!!!!!! [Still no sound] WHO MAINTAINS THE FIRE ALARMS HERE??!! <gsnfan87> the audience is getting restless <gsnfan87> Oy is getting mad <gsnfan87> [pulls off cover. looks at wiring and then connects wire to back of unit. closes box.] That should do it Oy. <gsnfan87> where has Oy run off to? > Gene, warm up the audience right quick, please. >>Gene Wood: Ok. [Gene warms up audience] > Where's Oy??? [sees Oy getting searched by security after metal detectors go off] [Code 3 temporal goes off] There he goes again! Everyone evacuate! > I'll give Oy a few more minutes > OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > STOP PLAYING WITH THE ALARMS!!!!!!!!! <gsnfan87> [runs from studios screaming] <GameShows> Where Oy Where Did Our Little Oy Go? > [hears sirens from fire trucks coming] [audience acts like a mad herd of cattle to get out of building] <GameShows> Look everyone!!! There's Gene and Brett and Charles and Richard running from the Match Game stage!!!! >> fire chief: What's going on? This is the 3rd time we've come out here and it's a false alarm. [audience runs over for autographs] <gsnfan87> The fire alarm didn't work the first two times > Someone keeps playing with the fire alarms. We are trying to find out who's playing with them. <GameShows> Dumb Dora was so dumb! >> Audience: How dumb is she? <GameShows> she blanked the fire alarm! <gsnfan87> lol > LOL > We might have to start without Oy [sloppy edit] <Oy> I nearly pulled the fire alarm! <GameShows> Ahhh Charlie's Angels finally brought Oy back! > The fire chief had to come 3 times because of the alarms going off. <Oy> Actually, I did pull it, just that either the control panel or pull aren't working <gsnfan87> but I fixed the alarm Oy. <Oy> The alarm WAS NOT WORKING! <gsnfan87> It worked the last time <Oy> Gene! We're finally ready! <gsnfan87> you'll see in the transcripts >> Stage Manager: Weekly Games, production number 21602, and it's.....Take 1! >> Gene: From TGSF Studio Center, it's....the Weekly Games! [applause, CS 86 theme] >> Gene: And now, here's our host, Robert Searcy! [applause] > Thank you and welcome. > All of the viewers at home should have seen what happened in Studio 1 before we went on the air. > Trust me, it's one of the funniest moments ever at TGSF before the Weekly Games. > Fortunately, the cameras were running, so we are going to save what we recorded for a "Funniest moments" segment in the future. <Oy> It'll appear on the edited and taped ep. of this broadcast > Tonight’s Big Money Game is worth $350,000 TGSF Dollars. [applause] <Oy> [got belt on head] > We will start our 1st game after these words. [CS 86 theme, applause] [as commercials and promos play] <Oy> GS PULLED THE FIRE ALARM??? I believe his fate has been decided..... [TPIR horns] <Oy> I can't believe it! I bet our associate producer [Ben Schumin] went a little crazy.... [applause] > We are back with the Weekly Games. > Our 1st game tonight could net someone $189,000 [WOO!, applause] > We are going to play Super Bid-A-Card!! [applause] > Let's introduce our 3 contestants! [Oy, GameShows, and Joe walk on stage to podiums] [applause] > Joe, tell us a little about yourself. <gsnfan87> ok. I am a freshman in high school at Orchard Farm High School, and I live in St. Charles, MO which is by St. Louis. > Oh. Still in high school. Ok. <gsnfan87> and TGSF Rocks!!! > Oh. Thanks. > [applause] <gsnfan87> anytime > GameShows, tell us a little about yourself. <GameShows> I'm watching Lucy and I'm having a milk and Pepsi attack! <Oy> ATGS IS BAD! <gsnfan87> atgs? > [laughs from audience] > Oh. Ok. <GameShows> Comparing ATGS and TGSF is like comparing MG98 to MG73! <gsnfan87> oh > Oy, tell us a little about yourself. <Oy> Well, Ok. I am from Wisconsin, [boos from audience] Yeah, it's boring, and I deal with old broadcast stuff and of course, game shows <GameShows> As you know I am a Supermarket Sweep fan and well..... > Oh. Ok. <gsnfan87> yeah > It's time to play Super Bid-A-Card!!! [applause] > We have a deck of cards that we shuffled and cut by a member selected out of our studio audience. [audience member seen on camera] > The object of Bid-A-Card is to bid on how many cards you can predict hi/low correctly without making a mistake. [applause] <GameShows> I have a feeling I'm gonna join the ranks of Michael Larsen and Thom McKee!!!! > Doubles are incorrect answers. [booing] > Joe, you will start the $3,000 round. > Minimum bid is 3 cards. > Not counting the base card. <gsnfan87> 3 cards > GameShows? <GameShows> 5 > Also, when a player bids, both of their opponents must say "Play those cards". <gsnfan87> Oy? > in order for that player to be forced to call > Oy? <gsnfan87> sometime tonight Oy > The current bid is 5 cards. Oy, raise bid or force GameShows to play? <gsnfan87> [falling back asleep at podium] <Oy> Hmm...........6 > Joe? <gsnfan87> [wakes up] <gsnfan87> Hmmm................ <gsnfan87> ............. <gsnfan87> play those cards > GameShows? <GameShows> 7 > Oy? <Oy> PLAY THEM! > Joe? <gsnfan87> 8 > GameShows? <GameShows> 9 > Oy? <gsnfan87> play those cards > [to Joe] Hang on a sec before you make your decision. <Oy> Play them! <gsnfan87> sorry > Joe, now make your decision. <gsnfan87> play those cards > GameShows, you must get 9 correct answers or Oy and Joe get $3,000 <gsnfan87> yeah <GameShows> Bring it on! > You can't change cards. > Your base card is..... > a 10 <GameShows> Lower!! > lower.... > a 2 8 to go <GameShows> Higher!! > higher..... > an 8 7 to go <GameShows> Higher!! > higher..... > an Ace!! 6 to go <GameShows> Lower!! > lower...... > a 5 5 to go <GameShows> Higher! > higher..... > a 10 4 to go <GameShows> Lower!! > lower.... > another 10!!! Oy and Joe get $3K!!!! <Oy> Yeah! [applause] <GameShows> Darn! [boos] > GameShows, since you lost the last round, you start this round. <gsnfan87> good try <GameShows> 5 > Minimum bid for the $6,000 round is 4 cards. > Still 5? <GameShows> Yeah! > Oy? <Oy> 6 > Joe? <gsnfan87> 8 > GameShows? <GameShows> 9 > Oy? <Oy> play them > Joe? <gsnfan87> play those cards > GameShows, again you must get 9 correct answers or Oy and Joe get another $6K > Your base card is.... > a Jack <GameShows> Lower!! > lower.... > an 8 8 to go <GameShows> Higher!! > higher.... > a 2! Oy and Joe get another $6K!!!! [applause] <Oy> Yeah! <GameShows> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <gsnfan87> good try > GameShows, since you lost again, you start again. > $12,000 round. Minimum bid is 5 cards. <GameShows> 5 > Oy? <Oy> 6 <gsnfan87> 7 > Joe? > GameShows? <GameShows> 8................... <gsnfan87> you got to be faster than that millionaire > [starts talking like an auctioneer] > Oy? <Oy> 9 > Joe? <gsnfan87> play those cards > GameShows? <GameShows> Play Those Cards!!!!!!! > Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $12,000 > Oy, your base card is.... > a Queen <Oy> OOH! LOWER! > lower.... > a 5 8 to go <Oy> higher > higher.... > a 6 7 to go <Oy> higher > higher.... > a 7 6 to go <Oy> higher > higher.... > a 9 5 to go <Oy> lower > lower.... > a Queen!! GameShows and Joe get $12K!!!! [applause] > It's time to take a commercial break. We'll be back after these words. [applause, CS 86 theme plays] [commercials, promos] [applause, fade in] > We are back with Super Bid-A-Card! [applause] > We are now in the $24000 round. > Oy, you will start this round. Minimum bid is 6 cards. <GameShows> Woaa!!!!!!!!! <Oy> 7 > Joe? <gsnfan87> 9 <gsnfan87> still too slow > GameShows? <GameShows> play 'em > [to Joe] I had to get the cards from the top of the deck. > Oy? <Oy> play them <gsnfan87> rut roh > Joe, you must get 9 correct answers or GameShows and Oy get $24000 > Joe, your base card is..... > an 8 <gsnfan87> rut roh <gsnfan87> lower > lower.... > a 6 8 to go <gsnfan87> higher <Oy> rut roh! > higher..... > another 6! GameShows and Oy get $24K!!!!! <Oy> yeah! <gsnfan87> RUT ROH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <GameShows> yey!!! <gsnfan87> brb > We'll be back after these words. [applause, CS 86 theme plays] > Let's get back on air <Oy> I got good ping time <gsnfan87> PING!!! <Oy> pong <GameShows> pong > [applause, fade in] > We are back with Super Bid-A-Card! [applause] > Joe, you will start the $48000 round. Minimum bid is 7 cards. <Oy> The boat is tipping toward the 10 Across set...all audience get life coats on > GameShows? <GameShows> 8 <Oy> 9 > Oy? > Joe? <gsnfan87> play those cards <GameShows> play them <Oy> D'OH!!!!!!! [reverb throughout studio] <gsnfan87> is there an echo in here? <Oy> bad acoustics---sounds like the Elysee Theater in here > Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $48K <gsnfan87> yeah > Oy, your base card is..... > a Queen <Oy> lower > lower.... > a Jack 8 to go <Oy> lower > lower.... > a 3 7 to go <Oy> higher > higher...... > a 9 6 to go <gsnfan87> rut roh <Oy> lower > lower....... > a 3 5 to go <gsnfan87> rut rut roh <Oy> get him to stop saying rut roh....higher! > higher...... > a Jack 4 to go <Oy> lower <gsnfan87> I didn't say rut roh, I said rut rut roh > lower..... <gsnfan87> rut rut rut roh [Scrabble time's up buzzer] > an Ace!!!! Joe and GameShows get $48K!!!!!!!! <gsnfan87> yes [applause] <GameShows> yey!!! > It's time for the final round! <Oy> Yeah! > The $96000 round! [WOO!, applause] > Oy, you'll start > Minimum bid is 8 cards. <Oy> 9 <gsnfan87> play those cards > GameShows? <GameShows> play em <Oy> rut roh <gsnfan87> yes > Oy, you must get 9 correct answers or Joe and GameShows get $96000 > Oy, your base card is..... > a 7 <Oy> ooh.........can't change? > And since we ran out of cards, we shuffle the discard pile <gsnfan87> lol > Oy, you have a 7 <Oy> I cannot change at all? > You can't change <Oy> r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rut roh! <Oy> higher > higher.... > a 10 8 to go <Oy> lower > lower.... > a 4 7 to go <Oy> higher > right Joe > higher..... > a 5 6 to go <Oy> higher > higher..... > a King 5 to go <Oy> LOWER! > lower..... > a Queen 4 to go <Oy> LOWER! > lower....... > another Queen!!!! Joe and GameShows get $96K!!!!!!!!!!! <Oy> roh!!!!!! <gsnfan87> $165,000!!! <GameShows>Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <gsnfan87> Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > We'll be back after these words with the BMG! [CS 86 theme, applause] [TGSF TV network promos, car cleaner, fast food ads] [fade in, applause] > We are back!!!! > Here are the totals so far tonight: <GameShows> $180,000!!!!!!!!!! <gsnfan87> $165,000!!!!!!!!! > GameShows has the most so far with $180,000!!!! <Oy> $0! > Joe with $165,000 > Oy with $33,000! <Oy> oop....slight underestimation <GameShows> And they thought I was gonna lose in the beginning <gsnfan87> good try Oy <gsnfan87> no, we knew you were going to lose in the beginning <Oy> [gonna sit out for the big game] [audience boos] > Gene Wood, what could someone win in a few moments? [Grand Game music] >> Gene: And now, one of our 3, or 2, could win $350,000!!! [WOO!, applause] <gsnfan87> version 1 or 2? > That's right. Someone could win $350,000 in a moment <Oy> [goes to vacant camera] > We are going to play...... <gsnfan87> 1,1,1,1,1,1,1! > Version 2, the Risk for $350,000!!!!!!!! [audience boos] <Oy> boo! <GameShows> Now I have to go read the rules!!!! <gsnfan87> [chanting] WE WANT 1! [Oy, audience, and Joe] WE WANT 1! <Oy> The boat is tipping toward the seats......LIFECOATS ON! [chanting WE WANT 1!] > [As CNR on MG] RIOT!!! RIOT!!!!! <gsnfan87> Gameshows is overboard!!! <Oy> [just keeps behind the camera] [color bars] > [in a Gene Rayburn voice] Ok you creatures from the lagoon, we'll play the Money Cards Game! [applause like the audience has never applauded before] [cheering and yelling] [Oy pulls fire alarm] [Code 3 temporal goes off again] <Oy> [steals Millionaire's mic] This is LIVE, boys and girls!! This ain't scripted! > GameShows, we're changing games. We're playing version 1 now because there's a riot! > They started rioting after you left <GameShows> Oh great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can someone just post the rules to V1 here? > I'll tell you <GameShows> Thanks:) <Oy> and I might have to leave..... <GameShows> Don't start without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > Don't worry GameShows, you're starting 1st > Joe, do you know how to play V1? <Oy> I'm out...sorry > out as in not going to be able to do it? <Oy> the bus is scheduled to leave NOW.....I must leave....will be here next time, I hope > ok > see you later Oy [Oy leaves studio to boos and thumbs-downs] > Joe, do you know how to play Version 1? <GameShows> Where is Oy going? > He had to leave > ok <GameShows> Toodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > see you later > Guess what Joe? > By virtue of being the only one in here and because the TGSF Jackpot is under $500K, you have AUTOMATICALLY WON!!!!! > CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! [bell rings, CS 86 theme plays, audience cheers, Chyron flashes $350,000, audience shown on camera giving standing O] > Well, I guess that’s it. Everyone’s leaving, this is getting bad! I’ll just get out of here, if the place is going to be empty. But first, we’ll put the jackpot at $250,000, we’ll see you next week! [drops mic onto floor] [fee plugs] >> Gene: This is Gene Wood speaking for the Weekly Games, a production of The Game Show Fans, Inc.! > = The Millionaire >> name: = voice over <person's name> = that person Copyright 2002 The Game Show Fans Company Note: Real celebrities never appeared on the Weekly Games. |